Jeff was born in much the same way as other children, but
soon afterwards things shifted toward the unusual, a path which took him from
being the relatively normal child you see here to becoming the angst-ridden
magic superhero of today.
From early on he displayed magical abilities which were unexplainable. The
mobile above his crib would move by itself (wind you say... we think not!) or a
television set would spontaneously combust (some claimed that he poured water
into it, but that has never been proven). As time progressed, it was clear that
he was different from the other five-year-olds, because he was twelve. Nowadays,
thanks to therapy with a team of analysts working around the clock, Jeff has
managed to develop a fabulous sense of self-esteem as well as a balanced
portfolio of real estate and equity holdings.
Meanwhile, he has decided to combine these magical powers and unique viewpoint
on life into his own personal brand of entertainment. Is he that good? You'll
have to judge for yourself.